Smart-assed and sassy...

As heard in a sitting area...

(Convo between a filming crew and a nosey rosey.)

Nosey rosey: What's going on here, what's being filmed, some sort of reality tv show?
Smart-assed film crew guy: Nah, a documentary about people.
Nosey Rosey: Oh, about what?
Smart-assed film crew guy: We signed a confidentiality agreement!!!
Nosey Rosey: Oh...well it's a good thing it's so gossipy around here!
Smart-assed film crew guy: So what are they saying about me?
Nosey Rosey: I know, but I can't tell you because like you I also signed a confidentiality agreement!!!
Smart-assed film crew guy: Touché!!!