From the Tuesday Confessional Box...As heard on AOL IM

Me: forgive me Fr. Goo for I have sinned...it has been eons since my last confession...
Fr. Goo: yes my child
Fr. Goo: unburden yourself
Me: well I was in the cafeteria and I swear I heard the chocolate chip cookies tell me to take them...one for left and one for right...so I did seeing as how I spent over $8 for my lunch and they told me to and all!
Fr. Goo: say three "Hail Mrs. Fields" and I'll see you at your next confession
Me: thank you Father
Me: but father what about the act of contrition
Fr. Goo: haha...ok, now you're stretching the limits of my church knowledge!

**The incident is never to spoken of again...and I haven't eaten the cookies yet and I'm NOT taking them back either!!!